Tag: Vodka

Just A Girl

I’m the girl…  The one you think is pretty enough to take home to meet your mother, until you realize I’m a complete mess. And your mother is going to hate me for one of two reasons. The first perception and reason is she’ll judge the picture in front of her. She’ll think my life has been buckets of lemonade…

99 Problems and a Baby Wasn’t One

Let’s gun it to 88 mph. Tonight, I would like to get in my time machine and slap the shit out of my old self. Once upon a time when I was 23 or 24 years old, I was having trouble dealing with the death of a loved one. I sought professional help. The professionals had every answer I needed…

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